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Hyperborea Hyperborea

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

very nice

I'm not entirely sure what the point is, if there even is any, but it sure is an amusing and excellently animated movie.
Still, why Hyperborea? IIRC, that was a mythical land the Greek made up, right? It doesn't seem to have a connection to whatever is happening in the movie.


exotworking responds:

It´s an Utopia


Halcyon [grey] Halcyon [grey]

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I like it

it's somewhat odd that this doesn't get annoying, since it all seems to be random, and that's good. I think I'm going to put this on to study to sometimes, it seems perfect for that. the sober visuals fit great, but it is more something to run in the background anyway.


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Exodus Tyson Punched Out Exodus Tyson Punched Out

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the newgrounds I love

sure, this is completely tasteless and stupid, but simple provocations like this are a part of newgrounds from the beginning. It's good to see that's it note gone yet.


Recent Game Reviews


TD Alpha TD Alpha

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A good start

Everything you already put in seems to be working fine, with one small exception: it looks like the circle that's showing a tower's line of fire doesn't use the tower's center as it's own center.
For the final version, be sure to add this:
A way to see how far a tower is already upgraded at a glance.
Up the difficulty, right now it's way to easy.



Recordshop Tycoon Recordshop Tycoon

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

great idea, but not without bugs

I'm currently in the second property. I decides to rearrange the way my cd-racks where standing, but the places in front of the racks didn't go away. I can't put anything else there, so now it's useless space. I tried to sell some racks, but this didn't solve anything nod I got even less space. I think it started when I places one rack in such a way the place in front of it overlapped with the place in front of another rack.

I've also had it happen, back in the first property, that I suddenly stopped selling to the people waiting in front of the register. It worked again the day after that, but it still resulted in 5 or 6 people leaving because they waited to long.



Catapult Madness Catapult Madness

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

oh, this again...

Just so you know, mentioning that your game is 'inspired by' other games doesn't give you a free card to remake them. This whole 'genre' (I use the term loosely) is pretty much a remade version of the previous game, and so ad infinitum back to those first versions where you hit a penguin as far as possible, with only meager attempts to improve the gameplay. The same mistakes most of these games have are here:
Nothing to do while flying. Anything that you can use during the flight is best used at the start for maximum effect, and then it's just waiting until the glider can be used. I don't need to explain that gets incredibly dull very fast.
Randomness. After destructo-truck, it should be obvious that there should be things to influence where you land. but no, once again, after the launch, there's nothing to do but the things to fly further, as mentioned above. If you're at 45000 feet and still have good speed, you don't want to be impaled for no other reason then bad luck. I've had everything maxed out for 5 rounds now, and I didn't get to the end yet. Why? because of those fucking trolls with spears.
Same problem for the glider. Yes, you can go up and down, but you can't see ahead so you'll just fly into the first obstacle that happens to be at the right height.
The same boring upgrades as all the other games. Bounce more, do something in the air to fly further, get launched with more power, use something to get relaunched after stopping. yup, never saw those before...
Also, the same things lying in the way. something that gives speed, something to give a good bounce, something to just launch you further, and the dreaded something that stops you without warning. It doesn't matter how you dress them up, it's the same shit.
So, what's there still left to say? Positive things? well, you changed the setting into medieval-fantasy, let us choose characters (with no real difference between them, obviously), it does look good and I'm pretty much done. You also made it somewhat difficult by making sure you have to have the upgrades to get to the goal, but that somewhat artificial difficulty too, with the orcs and the spears and all...
Oh yeah, please, never make an attempt at humor again, if you can't do anything better then 'beans make you fart and fly further'. Just saying...


Recent Audio Reviews


These Mistakes are Mine Alone These Mistakes are Mine Alone

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Truly fantastic

It's strange to see this labeled as d&b, though. I don't really know much about that genre, so that probably why, but I think it could just as well be labeled post-rock. Not that it really matters what it's called, the song is absolutely great.


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nubbinownz responds:

Yeah unfortunately there isn't a post rock or IDM /breakcore section in newgrounds and DNB is the closest I could find. Thank you very much man! :D


captain zeppos captain zeppos

Rated 0 / 5 stars

okee...

wat zijn de verschillen met de tv tune? ik heb de serie nooit gevolgt, ook niet op dat 50 jaar tv gedoe, dus zeker ben ik niet, maar dit klinkt precies hetzelfde. zoiets word plagiaat genoemd. Ik laat m'n vader hier eerst is naar luisteren, die kent het liedje waarschijnlijk voldoende goed, en als het hetzelfde is... wel, die x staat daar mooi naast de 0, niet.


Recent Art Reviews


Of Wenches and Mead Of Wenches and Mead

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Needs more wenches.

yeah, more wenches and mead.


TheShadling responds:

YOu can never have enough!


WWll(italy) WWll(italy)

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This must be 20 seconds in paint?

Seriously, by the end of this review I will have wasted more time then you. Why do you think it would be a good idea to send in the crap you make? Try actually making something with some effort the next time. The tree parts aren't even the same size, ffs.


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